Jon Mackey’s Quizzo

Complete details for the first annual Bill Hoover Memorial Quizzo tournament are now posted under the tab above…Please come  out and help support a great cause!

George Carlin died today, he was on my list of people to see perform…I almost went the last time he was in Williamsport, but I didn’t pull the trigger, I guess I will have to wait a little while longer (like hopefully 65 or 70 years!)…Here are some good quotes from a comedic genius…

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor”

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.”

Bit of advice, do not attempt to swing dance with your wife while wearing your favorite sunglasses on 10 captain & Cokes…Do however remember the great times had while wearing said sunglasses over your 11th Captain & Coke…Man, I loved those sun glasses.